so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
I want to have a bf just like that
American school system
SO GLAD I NEVER HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS EVER AGAIN
Sweet mother how abusive is this.
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I saw this and immediately went “MY HOME LAND!”
Even poison makes me proud of Northumberland…
wow this may be the most relevant and applicable quote to me that I’ve ever read
bleh……………………………………..
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
Share a Coke with Sherlock
“Share a coke with Sherlock” is some pretty unfortunate phrasing given what we know about the guy’s drug habits.
I snorted.
unfortunate phrasing again
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always reblog the wormstache
Ladies and gentlemen, my namesake.
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so good.
Everyone talks about The Beatles being the best band ever so much that sometimes you forget that THEY REALLY ARE
Abbey Road is such a perfect album. It was released 46 years ago and I’m still yet to hear any song writing better than this. I think I’m going to cry.
AND IN THE END
THE LOVE YOU TAKE
IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE
I need to lie down
^
All that needs to be said.
The angel Castiel was much distressed, for he sought the lord God yet knew not where to search.
The Righteous Man perceived this and said in jest “Seek the lord God in the land of New Mexico, for I hear he is on a tortilla”
But, lo, the angel Castiel did not understand this jest and gave consideration to the Righteous Man’s suggestion.
Then he spake and said “Nay, he resides not on any flat-bread” and an awkward silence did fall.
Chuck 5:02
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Pics or it didn’t happen
SH
Sending you a video
MH
MY BABY MOOSE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BABY MOOSE.
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I laughed more than I should have…
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Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
I cant explain how perfect of a wrap up this was.