In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—


Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.

- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)

[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]


if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 


This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

Cosmo Sex Tip #1776


Just when he’s about to climax, scream “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION” and push him into Boston Harbor.


MTV Movie Awards

He Sees Me for Me | Archive of Our Own

Ay yo I update my Sterek fic. Stiles is actually in this chapter so woohoo!

"I will not fall prey to society’s desire to turn girls into emotionally insecure neurotics who pull up their dresses for the first flattering remark.


When I die, put this tweet on my tombstone.